Details of the Drinking, Smoking, Dossers of Local BMX
By 'Homuel'
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Wasted Weasel
This is a prime example of the weasel in his natural state. Once he has toked on a fat bifta or drunk a stubbie he turns green and his face becomes blank. If you listen carefully you can hear his high pitched laugh for miles around on a friday night.
YEAH WHIT
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Notty Bandit
Bandit is his name and knicker theft is his game. When Bandit is not giving head to his german teacher. He is drinking special brew with the boys. The main organiser of events like the "Great trails camp" and the "The short notice barbecue". Always present at "Rude" townie parties with the rest of the crew. Bandit is sometimes out of control.
HE CAN EVEN GO 47MPH ON HIS MOPED AFTER 6 LITRES OF CIDER WITH 2 MEMBERS OF THE CREW ON BOARD
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The Sten
Eddie is a mad beer drinking machine. Famous for pissing in public places and causing wantum destruction. If you dare to add a a alcohol stimulant to the already out of control Stenner anything could happen. Criminal damage, theft, drunk bmxing and bodily harm are some of the crimes Eddie has not yet been convicted of. On a week night you will find Eddie and weasel together watching porn. |
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The Jewish Priest (written by wallrus).
say hello to hommers. he is some kind of mutated boy with his jewish looks and his ginger hair and has the habit of pulling funny facial expresions after takin a nice big punt on a blunt or after an extreamly harsh bill(he looks like hes giving somebody head). he tends to be on the recieving end of digs and beatings from myself(ratboy) and the big hussar when we've done a couple of bevies or billsand once we start everyone finds it funny to join in. arrr well, he's a jew, he deserves it.
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Walrus Boy
One of the shadier members Chapers is usually buzzin or monging out at fatty p's, and when he's not doin that he will probably be doing some bloodsucking round al's house. he's ginger also, what do you expect |
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Rat Boy
Ratboy continues his streak of insanity since the early years and continues his trail of mass destruction, either with fireworks or with his bare hands, the monk is a wrecking machine. Rumour has it that Ratboy is gonna go off at the Strumpshaw Steam rally both during jumpbox shows and also at camp fire HARDCORE sessions, where he aims to beat the 9ft fire jumps under the influence of far too many Stellas.
YEAH HUMPH!
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Sleepy Pig
mmmm bacon, famous for making strange noises after doing bills and not for having any tea on the infamous Glock night. |
